Upstream of the Herd

Years ago, I made and sold homeopathic remedies. I know they are useless, but that's what appealed to me about them as a business. They were very cheap and easy to make, and there was zero risk of harming anyone with them. According to "Hahnemann's Theory of Like Cures Like", homeopathic remedies work by introducing minute amounts of a substance that induces the symptoms you want to cure, thus triggering your immune system to cure yourself "naturally". And of course, the smaller the dose, the better it works! Yes! Fewer ingredients to buy! For example a 30x (thirty times diluted) remedy works better than a 10x (or ten times diluted) remedy. The secret in homeopathy is that you only need "minute amounts" to trigger and keep your immune system on high alert for a problem, and to fight that problem off! For example, if you have watery eyes and a runny nose, you would want to take small amounts of something that would cause you...

LOL- so I went to the Cruz/Trump Rally in Houston, Texas today (10/22/2018), with my "Baby Trump" balloon. First, the ballon was a gift. It's the best "Baby Trump" ballon I've seen around with its "I love Putin" tattoo, a cellphone tucked into his (Trump's) diaper, and a hammer and sickle diaper pin! I discovered that not all stores will fill a balloon that you did not buy from them, but I found a store that would. The manager there started to laugh as he inflated it and we had a nice chat about where he can vote this week because he has to work on voting day. He did not know that his employer was required to let him off work on November 6th to vote but I encouraged him to vote early and explained the reasons why early voting would benefit him. But then I had to carry the inflated balloon on the train. I tried to hide it in a 13 gallon garbage bag at first but it was too big for that, so I just carried it. There were MAGATs on the train and th...